Dan Abrams’ Sites Today

On Mediaite: real talk with Bill Maher! Maher recorded a Christmas message in his typical caustic style, admonishing Oprah fans to stop being so material and calling her “My Favorite Things” episode “one of the most deeply disturbing things I’ve ever seen on television.” Meeeeeerrry Christmas, everyone! Get the full post here.

Geekosystem has news sure to make the “Double Rainbow” guy lose it: an artist has created a machine that makes rainbows. On the one hand: what a glorious time to be alive! On the other hand: is NOTHING SACRED? To read the full post, click here.

Styleite’s gift guides continue, with a wish list of insanely expensive gifts with price tags that would make anyone not belonging to the Trump family puke. Among them: a fountain pen for $,1400 and moisturizer that costs $1,390. Leaving aside the peculiarly similar price tags for a writing implement and a beauty aid, the insanity has to end! Come on! To see the slideshow, click here.

On Sportsgrid: Brent Munsberger, KILLING IT in 1981. Take special note of the trucker hat, fur-trimmed jacket and delightfully 80s microphone. Get the full post here.

Gossip Cop reports that there is talk that Miley Cyrus will prove to be a bad influence on costar Kelly Osbourne while the two work on their new movie “So Undercover.” The question of how a teenage salvia aficionado could possibly lead the newly sober and serious Osbourne down a path toward misery and ruin aside, both camps vehemently deny the rumors. And no one has been arrested yet, so we’re inclined to believe them! Get the full post here.