Dan Abrams’ Websites Today

Mediaite has some “final thoughts” about Osama bin Laden’s death from Michael Moore. These are probably Moore’s first final thoughts about anything! Get the full post here.

On Geekosystem today: despite being destroyed 3 separate times, a Dutch museum has refused to erect a guardrail around a giant piece of artwork made out of peanut butter. Delicious and controversial! Get the full post here.

Styleite reports that Lady Gaga was in Cannes, performing her new song “Judas.” To see video of the performance, click here.

Sportsgrid reports that Kobe Bryant has commented on his disappointing season with the Lakers, calling it “A wasted year of my life.” Waaaaah! Get the full post here.

Gossip Cop looks into a dubious claim from InTouch Weekly that Kris Kardashian is forcing her daughters to get plastic surgery. They’d do it on their own, duh (kidding!). To read the full post, click here.

The Mary Sue has a list of books that terrified them the most during their childhoods. The Giver, anyone?! Get the full list here.

Mogulite has a truly exhaustive list of all the crazy, crazy stuff that’s been made up about Martha Stewart. Pull up a chair, ladies and gents! To read the full post, click here.