Geekosystem has the excellent story of Tyler Riewer, an ordinary citizen who just happened to be the recipient of one of the best gifts of all time. Riewer’s friends custom-made a suitcase that is engraved with the phrase “two roads to courage” and is built to hold only two items — a bottle of whiskey and a pair of brass knuckles. Best graduation present ever! (…I assume?) See it here.
Styleite has the scoop on Rachel Zoe’s gig outfitting Anne Hathaway for the Oscar ceremony. Supposedly her styling fee is so outrageous, so astronomical, that it cannot be spoken aloud — instead it is whispered about in hushed tones by anonymous “sources.” Hey, Hathaway’s the one who’s willing to shell out. Why not? To read the full post, click here.
On Sportsgrid: “Onion Sportsdome,” the equivalent to ESPN in the real world and “Sports Shouting” in the “30 Rock” universe, reports that Shaquille O’Neal has been traded to the Mavericks…in order to harvest his organs. Watch the clip here.
Gossip Cop addresses a rumor that “Gossip Girl” is chock full of offscreen dramz, with Blake Lively swanning around talking about leaving the show after landing roles in two pretty big-time films (“Green Lantern” and “The Town”). Unfortunately for those of us who love workplace feuds, reps for Lively and costar Leighton Meester deny the rumors completely. Get the full post here.