Dan Abrams’ Websites Today

Mediaite has a clip from “The Daily Show With Jon Stewart” in which Stewart skewers Congress for their recent vote to reaffirm the national motto as “In God We Trust,” especially after they failed to pass a jobs bill despite a 51-person majority. Sigh. To watch the clip, click here.

Geekosystem has a stomach-churning photo of “the haircase,” which is apparently an “art project” that involves coating a normal staircase in synthetic hair. It is seriously the stuff of nightmares. To see the full image, click here.

Styleite wishes Anna Wintour a happy 62nd birthday! The editrix no doubt celebrated this birthday in a dignified, restrained manner. To read the full post, click here.

Sad face: Sportsgrid reports that a condom company sent Redskins quarterback John Beck a bunch of free condoms…because he’s unprotected…get it? Get the full post here.

On Gossip Cop: the Justin Bieber paternity saga continues! This time it’s his accuser Mariah Yeater who is under scrutiny, as she may face statutory rape charges if it turns out Justin Bieber is the father of her child. Well, this just keeps getting grosser and grosser! To read the full post, click here.

The Mary Sue has an interview with president of Universal Studios, who admits “we make a lot of sh*tty movies.” Hahahahahahahahaha. Get the full post here.

Mogulite looks into why we have so little sympathy for the very rich who get overextended and end up in debt. Turns out, we don’t really feel that bad for people who default on the mortgages for their 19-room mansions! To read the full post, click here.