Dan Abrams’ Websites Today

On Mediaite: it’s truly not a scandal until “The Daily Show” comments on it! Tonight, Jon Stewart takes on Weinergate. See the full clip here.

Well. Geekosystem would like you to know that there is now a slingshot rifle that shoots circular saw blades. Considers yourself warned! Get the full post here.

Styleite reports that Oprah’s network OWN will air an hour long documentary on designer Tom Ford. Fun fact: Mr. Ford bathes three to five times every day. To read the full post, click here.

Sportsgrid has video of a children’s soccer match that devolved into a physical fight amongst the parents present. Cool parents! To watch the clip, click here.

On Gossip Cop: the Kardashians took an insanely amazing vacation and found the time to record a music video for Katy Perry’s “E.T.” And it’s…sort of adorable? I don’t know! Watch it here.

The Mary Sue explains the meaning behind cartoon crushes! To read the full post, click here.

Oh my! Mogulite reports that Mayor Bloomberg’s youngest daughter is publishing a young adult novel, which purportedly contains some actual Bloomberg family secrets. Get the full post here.