Dan Abrams’ Sites Today

Um. Mediaite has a clip from “Fox & Friends,” in which an eleven-year-old boy discusses the book he wrote…about visiting heaven when he underwent emergency surgery at age four? While there, he met a sibling who had died before being born, his great-grandfather, God, and Jesus. And his book is called “Heaven Is For Real.” That’s…probably all you need to know. To read the full post, click here.

Geekosystem has video of a puppy being thrown into a pile of leaves! But in an adorable, dog-loving way and not a mean kind of way. The description of the video might be the best part: “My wife brought home a puppy. My sister and I threw it in a pile of leaves!” To see the clip, click here.

On Styleite: Bethenny Frankel, in her quest to make the “Skinny Girl” brand happen, has branched out into onesies. The pink onesie (available on Cafe Press) says “Future Skinnygirl,” which is disturbing enough on its own, but Frankel also claims the design is meant for her infant daughter. To read the full post, click here.

It was only a matter of time: Sportsgrid covers “South Park”‘s take on the Shake Weight, the unfortunately phallic exercise device made famous on late-night informercials. The humor isn’t exactly sophisticated, but, well, the Shake Weight doesn’t really lend itself to highbrow comedy. To watch the clip, click here.

Gossip Cop reports on Perez Hilton’s continual failure to run an accurate story about Britney Spears. The latest rumor on Hilton’s sight is that Spears is set to star in a reality show that covers her career and personal life. As fascinating as this might be, a source denies there’s any such show in the works. Rats! Get the full post here.